[From my column OBVIOUSLY OPAQUE in the UTS Voice, November 01- 15, 2012]
Nitin Gadkari's girth was grotesque. So grotesque, that the only
way
he could get rid of that was by undergoing a bariatric surgery at Saifee Hospital. His decision, I am sure, must have infuriated many of his colleagues in the Bhartiya Janta Party; the party to whose presidency he was catapulted to by the Rashtriya Swyamsevak Sangh.
he could get rid of that was by undergoing a bariatric surgery at Saifee Hospital. His decision, I am sure, must have infuriated many of his colleagues in the Bhartiya Janta Party; the party to whose presidency he was catapulted to by the Rashtriya Swyamsevak Sangh.
It must have incensed
Narendra Modi in particular. No, not in the least as the continuation of Modi’s
disgust for Gadakri’s continued patronage of Sanjay Joshi. For those with short
memories, Joshi was once a close and equal colleague of Narendra Modi and whom
Modi allegedly got to act in, or get his face morphed in, in a sleazy and
unclear sex tape widely perceived to be produced by the Modi’s trusted
lieutenants. Some believe, in fact, that
whatever the source of Modi’s indignation for ‘opposite’ is; his revulsion for
‘equal’ emanates from the fact that Joshi was equal to him, once.
He must be terribly upset
with Gadkari’s decision. No, not for the decision of getting rid of his girth, Not
in the least. What must have got Modi, the development-by-demolishing-a-
community mascot of his party, is the hospital Gadkari chose for going under
the knife. The President of a Hindutva outfit getting operated upon in Saifee
Hospital, what betrayal goes worse than that? Saifee Hospital, Mr. Modi must have thought,
his face contorted with the pain of uttering the word from the language native
to his enemies, the enemies he has so painstaking invented.
No, this article is not about Modi though I can sense the
undercurrent of happiness flooding his camp. Anyone can, in fact. This one is
about Gadkari, that imposing figure, literally, from Maharashtra who turned out
to be the biggest gatecrasher of Indian politics. He must be a worried man, a very worried one
in fact. And then, it is not about his girth this time. He must be thinking, in
fact, if there possibly was a surgery to get rid of perceptibly true
allegations of financial irregularities as well.
He runs, or has run if one should believe him, a company
called the Purti Power and Sugar Ltd. that had his drivers as its directors
with the poor driver being, of course, not so blissfully unaware of the fortune
he owned. Not content, perhaps, with his egalitarianism of making the drivers
the directors, sharing space with them in the Board of directors were peons and
a liftman, a solitary liftman. Understandable, for any high-rise has many
apartments but often a single liftman, thus explaining the presence of a single
liftman among drivers and peons.
Quite an honest practice, a classless one on top of that. In
Gadkari’s scheme of things the lenders and the borrowers are one and the same.
The directors, even more interestingly,
could be one and same as Gadkari himself and their addresses are one and the same with Gadkari’s. Gadakri’s
scheme of things must be different from others. He, after all, is the president
of the Party with a difference.
It is just that, anyone is easily dispensable for his party
and its non-political minder called RSS. That was the lesson learnt by Bangaru
Laxman, perhaps the only former president of a national party who got convicted
in a corruption case, at his own cost. Or perhaps, only he was. As were others
like Uma Bharati and Kalyan Singh. All from the communities which has been
condemned to the fringes of Hindutva by their Brahminical priesthood for more
than two millennia.
And here was Gadkari, right next to Mohan Bhagwat telling
his audience through his Dussehara speech that corruption is really ‘bad’ and
then deciding, perhaps, that it is not RSS but only BJP who should talk about
Gadkari’s involvement in the alleged scams. How could he? Gadkari is not merely
a product of the RSS but also a benefactor of the same. Did not he get his
public works department ministry (PWD) construct new buildings in the
Reshmibagh premises of the RSS? What if the project, allegedly, involved a
nexus of corrupt contractors? Did he not open the PWD up, over and above all
this, to an altogether new meaning of public works benefiting the RSS?
But no, he is not indispensable for doing these small bits
in the great cause of Hindutva. He is indispensable because he does not come
from the same social groups Kalyan Singhs and Uma Bharatis came from. He is a
Brahmin, a Chitpavan Brahmin on top of that. Who in his senses can even think
of RSS showing the door to a chitpavan, its very lifeline? What if the regional
satraps of the party were all aghast at losing their most important weapon
against the Congress led United Progressive Alliances’ indulgence in a thousand
cases of corruption?
What if they were seeing, with dismay, the president himself
puncturing the balloon of their struggle against corruption? What if their
president has inflicted a self goal on his own team? What if it has come hot on
the heels of the embarrassment of having one of their biggest assets, the one
who had led BJP’s charge into the Deep South and won that final frontier for
it, Bookanakere Siddalingappa Yeddyurappa (BSY) being shown the door
for being neckdeep in corruption?
But then, the doors marked for unceremonious exits in the
RSS camp are all reserved for, again, the OBCs and the Dalits, cannon fodder
for the Hindutva zealots. A chitpavan cannot be expected to take the same, and
polluted, route to oblivion. Had Acharya Giriraj Kishore not made that clear
for once and all by declaring the lives of cows to be much more important than
that of Dalits? The lives, and prestige, of Brahmins being much more important
than that is a simple corollary of the fact, is not it?
Then this Brahmin is not an ordinary one. He is one rather
good at liaison and counted Sharad Pawar, chief political enemy of RSS backed
Shiv Sena BJP alliance in Maharashtra at one hand and alleged to be one of the
most corrupt politicians by the likes of
second-Gandhi-third-JP-and-fourth-what-not Anna Hazare on the other, as his
friend. He has the guts of openly admitting that they help each other in that
famous sentence –wo char kam hamara karte hain ham char kam unka karte hain.
There was nothing surprising in it for Gadkari has always been known for not
only thinking the impossible but also achieving to do it and often having the
egg on his face in the process.
Remember his almost miraculous feat of inducting Babu Singh
Kushwaha who was thrown out of Bahujan Samaj Party by its supremo Bahan
Mayawati in BJP. He had achieved the feat in the face of his party’s (supposed
to be) campaign against massive corruption in the implementation of National
Rural Health Mission in Uttar Pradesh, a work that came under Kushwaha’s
ministry. No wonders then, that but for L. K. Advani, himself a RSS reject, and
Sushma Swaraj, all whose actions are more against Narendra Modi ascendance, not
a single leader of repute in the party stood up in defense of Gadkari.
Gadkari, though, seems to play defiant. He knows that he was
never a choice of the party. He was rather inflicted on it by the RSS. He was
let loose on it to control the infights for the post of the PM designate in a
party in opposition for almost a decade and show them all who is the boss. And
being the RSS’ choice, he is beyond all rules of the game as it has always been
in the RSS’ scheme of things.
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